Monday, October 5, 2009

Caught Red-Handed


For some, this post may seem like a deja vu. Alas, even with experience, I still am being outsmarted. Listed below are the things that I have learned from Audrey today:

1. Imitation is the finest form of flattery.

2. Clinique lipstick is truly "long-wearing".

3. Fool me once, shame on you; fool me twice, shame on me.

4. 409 removes "long-wearing" lipstick from hard surfaces.

5. "Long-wearing" lipstick requires dynamite to remove it from skin. (Perhaps that is why I do not ever wear it and why it was in my vanity drawer.)

6. Audrey's new fall wardrobe is going to include a lot of black, as it hides a multitude of stains.

7. Pink shows "long-wearing" lipstick very well.

8. Babyproofing is never really babyproof.

9. Having a camera handy is the best form of revenge. Someday she will have children!!!

9. Forgiveness is really easy because she is such a joy to our family.

1 comment:

Heidi said...

It looks like she focused on the mouth, you gotta give the girl credit, she DOES know what to do with the stuff!