Monday, October 5, 2009
Caught Red-Handed
For some, this post may seem like a deja vu. Alas, even with experience, I still am being outsmarted. Listed below are the things that I have learned from Audrey today:
1. Imitation is the finest form of flattery.
2. Clinique lipstick is truly "long-wearing".
3. Fool me once, shame on you; fool me twice, shame on me.
4. 409 removes "long-wearing" lipstick from hard surfaces.
5. "Long-wearing" lipstick requires dynamite to remove it from skin. (Perhaps that is why I do not ever wear it and why it was in my vanity drawer.)
6. Audrey's new fall wardrobe is going to include a lot of black, as it hides a multitude of stains.
7. Pink shows "long-wearing" lipstick very well.
8. Babyproofing is never really babyproof.
9. Having a camera handy is the best form of revenge. Someday she will have children!!!
9. Forgiveness is really easy because she is such a joy to our family.
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1 comment:
It looks like she focused on the mouth, you gotta give the girl credit, she DOES know what to do with the stuff!
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